November 16th, 2022

Dear Diary,

Democracy is so hot right now, everyone keeps saying it, and it was even trending on Twitter. My favorite TikTok dancers are all making the same terrible pun about "rocking the vote." I think it's a boating pun, but I much prefer yachts. I thought, maybe if I just go out and "rock the vote" then we can all get back to Fortnite dances, instead of this incessant shilling for Democracy, boring.

I tried Diary, I really did. But how was I to know there was some arbitrary time limit on voting? Ended up just taking some quizzes on Buzzfeed, and answering a few Twitter polls. That seemed sufficient.

Anyway, good news Diary, the raccoon who lives in my backyard LOVES fried pickles! <3 So cute, omg I could die.

Love you Diary, ttyl xoxo