October 24th, 2022

Dear Diary,

Today I vacuumed something all by myself. And I didn't even get drunk first. It has been windy, and there are leaves all over my porch. Must have fucked up that rain dance. The Medicine Woman who sold me the steps to her tribe's ancient rain dance, "La Idiota Blanca," as she called it in her native tongue, seemed rather pessimistic about my chances, me being a gringo and all. I tried to explain that I have a dream catcher, and sometimes I find feathers on the ground. But there was a language barrier, not sure if she understood.

I was reading a book earlier, but then had to stop all the time to look up words on the internet dictionary. Accidentally clicked on the Reddit tab, and then forgot about that book. Then my sisters sent some memes to my cell phone, and in a fit of laughter I knocked over a cup of coffee. The pages of the book soaked it up pretty effectively. Maybe one day I'll try reading another book, idk.

GTG Diary, realized in the first paragraph I haven't gotten drunk AT ALL today. So see ya! xoxo <3