November 30th, 2022

Dear Diary,

My landlord made me clean the pine needles out from under the solar panels today. Hateful nests that would not dislodge no matter how much I blew on them. Like those birthday cake candles that are actually sparklers, and everyone laughs while you just keep blowing them out, over and over again.

While I was up there I touched the tops of the roof. Top-of-the-Roof particles got all over my skin, and now I'm itching like it was poison oak or something. I must be one of those unlucky people with an allergy to top-of-the-roof. I am totally fine with the under-the-roof. I keep my bed under there and everything. Do all of my tweeting and filming and live-streaming from there. Just the tops I guess. Next year I'll have to claim an allergy exemption or something. Shingle induced shingles. Probably a thing. Definitely not cleaning a solar panel again, that's for sure, lol.

Going to go shit, shower and shave Diary. Better late than never. Love you xoxo